FOR BLUE EYE'S ONLY...........JUST KIDDING
A Little Bit About Me Life isn't as bad now is it?
Hello to everyone and welcome. I am an 18 year old female. Because I don't have a picture of myself I will tell you about me. I am 5'7", I have shoulder length blonde curly hair, and blue eyes. I am attending Gateway Technical College. I plan to graduate in May of 1999 as a Medical Assistant. I still live with my parents in the same old boring town that I have lived in my whole entire life. I enjoy spending time with family and friends. I am an ocassional drinker and like to party. I enjoy the outdoors a lot. I like to go horseback riding, camping, fishing, mountain bike riding, hiking, and anything else that you can do outside. I also like to watch football. Go Packers! I play a variety of sports such as volley ball and basket ball. I listen to a lot of country music but I don't mind listening to something else. Guys with big 4-wheel drive trucks are a major turn on but if you don't have one I won't look the other way.





Name: Becky

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Drink: anything with alcohol

Dream Car: Chevy Z71 offroad 4x4, lifted, red, decked out with the works

Pets: My german shepperd Molly

Marrital Status: single

Favorite ice cream: mint chocolate chip

Favorite food: Kraft macaroni and cheese

Life is not that Bad......
If you think life is bad...How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!
A feminine perspective on men
1. How many honest, intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
- All of them.
2. Why did the man cross the road?
- He heard the chicken was a slut.
3. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
- They don't have time.
4. Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
- They don't stop for directions.
5. What do men and sperm have in common?
- They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
6. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
- He buys two cases of beer.
7. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
- The bonds mature.
8. Why are blonde jokes so short?
- So men can remember them.
9. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- We don't know; it has never happened.
10. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
- They all already have boyfriends.
11. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
- A widow.
12. When do you care for a man's company?
- When he owns it.
13. Why are married women heavier than single woman?
- Single woman come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed.
- Married woman come home, see whats in the bed and go to the fridge.
14. How did pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
- His hand caught on fire.
15. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
- Put the remote control between his toes.
16. What did God say after creating man?
- "I must be able to do better than that."
17. What did God say after creating Eve?
- "Practice makes perfect."
18. When God created man, she was just experimenting.
19. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
- They all are married.
20. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
- God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

 
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